Aqua Seafoam Shame!

Today I discovered that I have more Britney than Nirvana on my ipod!  Don't get me wrong  I'll totally defend my Britney love until..well I get bored, or you bring up Radiohead, then you're an asshole and I hate you. But since Drop Dead Live my top three have been Lunachicks, Nirvana, and Green Day!

Ipod politics and etiquette elude me, so answer these toughies: If I have more Green Day than Britney, and even less Lunachicks than Nirvana does this make my new top three Green Day, Britney, and  JayZ? Two of my three faves aren't together anymore, so do I need to start bumping? Cause uhhh Bikini Kill may have been on Rock Band but they are soooo not together, so I think that rules them and 7 Year Bitch out.

Which begs another way scarier question: Am I too old for todays music? Despite the fact I've been to a lot of concerts this year...best so far Rise Against at House of Blues in Otown, a band like Tokyo Hotel makes me gag. You know what, before my 28 year old self (who still gets carded for videogames) gets all nutzo, I'm going to stop and dedicate this moment of self doubt to Yoko Ono. Yeah THAT Yoko.



I heard this "song" on Howard Stern.  I want to take this second to go on record as saying "FUCK YOU YOKO ONO!!!!"  I am absolutely refusing to embed it directly. Be cause its so terribad I kinda want to kill myself for (indirectly) exposing my six awesome readers to the toxin. Really, is there something I'm not getting here? Everytime her name pops up I'm all: why is she famous? In my super uncool kingdom of Loserville she's the original Paris Hilton. Famous by injection.  Am I just not hip enough; explain?

EDIT(20 secs after posting):
Wait I have the most Rise Against than anything!!!
But for funzies Mc Frontalot, whom I love:

Nerdy Girl's Titanic!

    I am hardcore into Dragon Age Origins, it is an amazing game.  I am currently playing an elven mage called Inara, btw I chose that name cause Firefly is le awesome.

  Basically there is an ultimate evil called the Blight threatening your homeland of Ferelden.  Like, of course you are the only one who can stop this. So you set out as one of the last of the Grey Wardens; you amass a party, allies and blah blah who cares.... I am hooked because of the Romeo and Julietesque storyline I inadvertantly started:

  The first party member you get is Alistair, he is a super sarcastic and funny guy.  He is totally pictured on the right in the midst of a hardcore moment with Inara.  Alistair totally beats Dear Daniel as one of the best characters I've encountered in my hella limited gaming career, which consists of WoW, Hello Kitty Big City Dreams and now Dragon Age.  Whenever I got stuck, rather than hitting gamefaqs I talked to Alistair because his sarcastic dialogue is actually really funny. Srsly though my mad people skills started him liking me! Like, like, liking me!  I  initially rolled my eyes at this turn of events. Then that old ass bitch Wynne was all blargh!  You're a Grey Warden break up cause you're selfish. I am not even going to lie, the second she said that something in me snapped!  I was all NO! They love each other and I'm going to make sure this happens!

I rode this whole rebellious love will conquer all thing for awhile, then I got to the part where my toon and Alistair "consummate" their love. While the video I added isn't my toon the cheesetastic awesome montage is the same one I had,   HAHAHAHAHA!!!!   After experiencing this sexy love filled montage I ripped my necklace off and threw it in the pond outside my apartment. Fifty years from now I'll revisit this site and tell the tale of Alistair and Inara.  Maybe even Celine Dion's great granddaughter will sing a ballad.

Sarcasm aside it was lame and I hate myself a bit for pushing the romance,  however I am still totally wanting to know the outcome of the main storyline and newly committed to following the douchier choices my toon has.

K so back to the beginning of the game: as soon as I had finished The Harrowing, turned Jowan's dumb ass in to Irving, met Duncan and got spanked at Ostagar; I was all Grey Warden? Why the fuck do I know that term?  First time I hit camp I was all aaahh Zero Punctuation and Penny Arcade!  LOL!

Yeah it's kind of like that