Nerdy Girl's Titanic!

    I am hardcore into Dragon Age Origins, it is an amazing game.  I am currently playing an elven mage called Inara, btw I chose that name cause Firefly is le awesome.

  Basically there is an ultimate evil called the Blight threatening your homeland of Ferelden.  Like, of course you are the only one who can stop this. So you set out as one of the last of the Grey Wardens; you amass a party, allies and blah blah who cares.... I am hooked because of the Romeo and Julietesque storyline I inadvertantly started:

  The first party member you get is Alistair, he is a super sarcastic and funny guy.  He is totally pictured on the right in the midst of a hardcore moment with Inara.  Alistair totally beats Dear Daniel as one of the best characters I've encountered in my hella limited gaming career, which consists of WoW, Hello Kitty Big City Dreams and now Dragon Age.  Whenever I got stuck, rather than hitting gamefaqs I talked to Alistair because his sarcastic dialogue is actually really funny. Srsly though my mad people skills started him liking me! Like, like, liking me!  I  initially rolled my eyes at this turn of events. Then that old ass bitch Wynne was all blargh!  You're a Grey Warden break up cause you're selfish. I am not even going to lie, the second she said that something in me snapped!  I was all NO! They love each other and I'm going to make sure this happens!

I rode this whole rebellious love will conquer all thing for awhile, then I got to the part where my toon and Alistair "consummate" their love. While the video I added isn't my toon the cheesetastic awesome montage is the same one I had,   HAHAHAHAHA!!!!   After experiencing this sexy love filled montage I ripped my necklace off and threw it in the pond outside my apartment. Fifty years from now I'll revisit this site and tell the tale of Alistair and Inara.  Maybe even Celine Dion's great granddaughter will sing a ballad.

Sarcasm aside it was lame and I hate myself a bit for pushing the romance,  however I am still totally wanting to know the outcome of the main storyline and newly committed to following the douchier choices my toon has.

K so back to the beginning of the game: as soon as I had finished The Harrowing, turned Jowan's dumb ass in to Irving, met Duncan and got spanked at Ostagar; I was all Grey Warden? Why the fuck do I know that term?  First time I hit camp I was all aaahh Zero Punctuation and Penny Arcade!  LOL!